Famous Husband and Wife Laughing messages of Whatsapp And Image

By | July 11, 2017

Hello friends, We all know that laughing is very important in our life. I written this post so you can laugh. Here you will find best and very Famous husband and wife laughing messages of whatsapp. Also find husband and wife funny whatsapp images. This Whats app laughing  messages are in English and Hindi. I hope this post will entertain and laugh you.

All Time Great Laughing Messages Of Husband And Wife In English

Phone rings at night.

Husband: ” If its for me, then say I am not at home”

Wife : ” He is at home”

Husband in anger : ” What the HELL?”

Wife : ” SHUT UP. IT WAS FOR ME”

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Wife joins English speaking class.After few days.

Wife : Welcome home darling.

Husband : I am so tired today.

Wife : OK. Rest In Peace.

Husband and Wife message in English

Husband and Wife message in English

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Wife : Janu… Monday ko Shopping, Tuesday ko Hotel, Wednesday ko Ghumne, Thursday ko Parlor me, Friday ko Movie dekhne, Saturday ko Picnic…  Janu Kitni maja aayegi…

Husband : Ha… Aur baki bacha Sunday ko Mandir….

Wife : Kyu ?

Husband : Bhik mangne…

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Pati Picnic Par Patni Ko Shamshan Ghat Par Le Aaya…
Patni: Ye Kahan Lekar Aa Gaye?
Pati: Arey Pagli, Log MARTE Hain Yahan Aane Ke Liye…

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Wife(after a fight) : Tell me those 3 magical words.

Husband : I Love You

Wife : No not this

Husband :I like You

Wife : Again No not these 3 words

Husband : I miss You

Wife : Getting more angry …. No no

Husband : Galti Meri Thi

Wife: Correct now you are right

Whatsapp Husband And Wife message image

Whatsapp Husband And Wife message image

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Wife (Phone par) : Kaha ho tum ?

Husband : Bank me hu.

Wife : To muje 8000 Rupye naye phone ke liye aur 2000 Rupye
naye kapde ke liye chaiye…

Husband : Blood bank me hu “khun piyegi khun… Sali Dracula”

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Awesome Whatsapp Messages Of Husband And Wife In Hindi

पति रेडियो पर बिजी था।

पत्नी: क्या सुन रहे हो?

पति: मोदी के मन की बात।

पत्नी: मेरी तो कभी नहीं सुनते।

पति: तुम जो कहती हो उसे मन की बात नहीं कहते , मन की भड़ास कहते है..!!!

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Husband and wife message in Hindi

Husband and wife message in Hindi

पति-आजकल तुम ना सिगरेट पीने से रोकती हो, ना शराब पीने से, क्या सब शिकायतें ख़त्म?

पत्नी- नहीं, LIC वाला परसों ही सब फायदे बता कर गया है!

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पति- “सब्जी में नमक नहीं है !”

पत्नी – “वो क्या है न सब्जी थोड़ी जल गईं थी….”

पति – “तो सब्जी में नमक क्यो नहीं डाली?”

पत्नी – “हम लोग संस्कारी परिवार से हैं ‘जले में नमक’ नहीं छिडकते।”

Funny message of Husband and Wife

Funny message of Husband and Wife

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पत्नी – डार्लिंग सुनते हो…

पति – हा बोलो…

पत्नी – मेरी उम्र 50 की होते हुए भी आपका एक दोस्त मेरे हुश्न की तारिप करता है…

पति – वो मुंगेरीलाल होगा…

पत्नी – आपको कैसे पता चला ?

पति – वो साला भंगार का व्यापारी है…

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